Blondes or Brunettes?
It was a war as old as time as you watched the screaming go on from both sides. Blondes versus brunettes and you were right in middle of it, how did it come to this? You watch as both sides of women of each hair color argue.
“Ok well, before I was rudely interrupted by Barbie over there, my name is Alexia I am the representative of all the brunette’s in the world, well actually I am the head witch of a order of brunette witches, which have decided to make ourselves the representatives of all brunette women and you have been chosen to…
“Oh gawd you are droning on, brunettes are so boring,” A blonde woman interrupted. “Hi my name is Trisha and like the boring brunette I am a witch representative of all the blonde women of the world.”
At that moment, both women glared at each other and then turned back to you and spoke in unison.
“You see we are sick of the feud between, blondes and brunettes and we have made a spell to decide the winner,” They continued. “This spell will make it so that one set of women is clearly superior to the other, but the only catch is that we have to pick a random person to make the decision.”
Though you still seemed confused, both women believed that you understood enough.
“So who will it be the sexy and smart brunettes of the dumb fake blondes?” Alexia said.
“Please, brunettes are as sexy as their mustaches,” Trisha said. “No I know this man and he prefers the fun and vibrant blondes.”
So who will it be? Remember your decision will change the world.
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